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台湾大学联考零分作文

　
英文作文-９２１地震
What was I doing when the ９２１ earthquake happened?
In ９２１ earthquake, I and my girlfriend are together.We are on
the bed, doing love. I am up, and she is down.
So we are up and down, up and down ...... together.

The earthquake is more and more big, and we are more and
more excited.
Though my girlfriend says no,no ......I know her heart say
yes,yes......
At last, we are into high 潮 together. That day, we are the
happiest a day.

I hope the last time is fast a little come.

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基本直译如下（里面至少有5处以上语法的用词错误）

921大地震发生的时候，我在做什么呢？在921地震里，我和我的女朋友在一起。我们在床上，做爱。我在上面，她在下面，因此我们在上上下下，上上下下，一起上上下下。。。

地震越来越大，我们也越来越兴奋。虽然我的女朋友说不要不要，但是我知道她心里在说要，要。最后我们HIGH到极点，那天是我们最幸福的一天。

我希望下一次地震能快点到来。

结束。

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