"Daddy? How did I come into this world?" > 「爹地,我是怎麼來到這世界的?」 > "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway." > 「哦,兒子啊,總有一天我會讓你知道的。」 > "So why not today? Please!" > 「拜託!為什麼今天不行?」 > "OK, but listen carefully." > 「好吧,你仔細聽著!」 > "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. > 「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識, > In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom. > 並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結, > Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick. > 那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料, > When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. > 當我完成上傳時,我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆, > Since it was too late to cancel or delete, > 因此,想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚, > > nine months later we ended up with a virus." > 就這樣,九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」 |