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face="Times New Roman">tm</font>哭！</font><font color="#0000ff"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br>8</font>、要不是被你逼着供出了<font face="Times New Roman">qq</font>密码，偶也一定有大批异性朋友！偶以前的情书不是都被你销毁了么？至于你的<font face="Times New Roman">qq</font>，都满了三个了，再申请一个有必要么？！</font><font color="#0000ff"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br>9</font>、别<font face="Times New Roman">tm</font>老是在偶出差的时候打电话说你病了。总是被扣工资的话，哪里来的钱请你吃那个奇贵的垃圾哈根达斯！</font><font color="#0000ff"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br>10</font>、大街上看美女是男人的天性，别<font face="Times New Roman">tm</font>大惊小怪。偶为了哄你说不如你漂亮的时候，你还不信。——又<font face="Times New Roman">tm</font>哭！</font><font color="#0000ff"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br>11</font>、别<font face="Times New Roman">tm</font>一边要爱情要浪漫要偶逢年过节送你玫瑰，一边又要现实要偶攒钱给你买房买车。你<font face="Times New Roman">tm</font>以为偶和盖茨有一腿啊！</font><font color="#0000ff"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br>12</font>、如果是偶偷情，想想每次在床上不配合的是谁。如果是你偷情，分吧，求之不得。</font><font color="#0000ff"><font face="Times New Roman"> <br>13</font>、记住：最先和这个世界上的男人发生关系的永远是他的右手（或左手），另外这个世界上有一种职业叫<font face="Times New Roman">X</font>。<font face="Times New Roman"> </font>男女比就算是<font face="Times New Roman">104</font>：<font face="Times New Roman">1 </font>，偶们<font face="Times New Roman">tm</font>照样过。</font><br><font face="Times New Roman" color="#0000ff">14</font><font color="#0000ff">、别以为会上新浪、聊<font face="Times New Roman">QQ</font>就会上网，如果你不上<font face="Times New Roman">www.mop.com</font>，你等于电脑盲！<o:p></o:p></font></p><br><font color="#0000ff">是爷们就帮顶！！！</font> |
发表于 2006-05-04 00:49:00
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